Just for shits and giggles.

Hi x_failed_senses_x! It's been 433 (wow, that's a big number) days since you joined Xanga...

HEY

new xanga.

i dont like this band anymore.

so i needed a new one.

www.xanga.com/a_lackof_passion

HEY.

This is Esmie...

Obviously I've proven my genius and hacked into Ashley's Xanga. I am here to say

ASHLEY IS A LOT OF LOVE, LET ME TELL YOU.. she's a handful..

That's really about it.

tommorrow i go shopping in lawerence with esmie.

im so buying that shirt.

....i only have 46.30.

maybe  i can get a bunch from my mom

GUESS WHO WAS JUST OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

AND I WAS TALKING TO!

AMBER

jesus i lvoe that girl

i want to sneak out with her but tonight is not good. im so restless and cant sleep

 the ending of final fantasy ten makes me want to cry.

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	182
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

OH MY GOD.

SEX ME NOW.

I'm so bored. can it be morning now?

1. Your real name: ashley
2. What friends call you: ashley

3 What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: N/A
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: umm i duno
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: shitface
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: squirtle in honor of pokemon
b. goose: shit
c. pirate: JOHNNY
d. a hot boy: slave

7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: spaz dance

8. What would you name your kids?: girl: meatwad. boy: quadmire

9. What would you name a ship you built?: s.s. sex
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: already wrote it... i think you've heard of it KAMA SUTRA.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no

12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yeah
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? yeah huh
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: probably i do taht a lot
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: yeah when i was little
17. Passed out?: yeah once i think
18. Had a crush on somebody: NO NEVER.

19. Been stuck in the rain?: yes I LOVE IT
20. Been attacked by an animal?: no they love me
21. Caught people having sex?:  haha yes....
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: yeah.. ME
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: hell no im too cool for that shit
25. Made a wish that came true?: once or twice

Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that came true

27. I'm only racist towards... you
28. I don't even know why I'm... never able to fucking sleep
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... a boy who wouldnt 100% get me pregnant

30. Nothing sucks more than having to... get blood drawn
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... a cd
32. It's hot. I should take off my... skin
33. It's always more fun if you... get naked first
34. You can't eat steak without... a mouth
35. You better shut up before I... shut you up
36. I really like you and everything but... i need sleep, that i cant get.